Funny Marriage Quotes

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– “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

– “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” – Winston Churchill

– “If I get married, I want to be very married.” – Audrey Hepburn

– “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

– “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

– “Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

– “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers