Funny Marriage Quotes

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Funny Marriage Quotes

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– “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip

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– “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” – Winston Churchill

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– “If I get married, I want to be very married.” – Audrey Hepburn

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– “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

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– “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

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– “Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

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– “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

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